Baron Blowhard aka Kayaboy

My super powers include throwing parties and masturbating to Ricky Martin pictures, but I can't time travel and I sweat a lot. I look good in Spandex, and I cloud men's minds to have my way with them (and sometimes women, too). My super speed is a bit of a problem in the bedroom. I use my X-Ray vision to ogle guy's naked bodies in the grocery store. Like a lot of gay Superheroes, I'm hung like a horse.