I'm not that lazy I suppose

Here are my test results from the laziness test that I took on Sparknotes. At least I'm not over 50% lazy. And what exactly does this mean? Does the left half of my body just not want to do anything while my right rounds around all day wanting to do shit?

I guess the real question is, "Who really gives a shit anyways?"



Congratulations! You finished the test!

You can't be that lazy, can you? Taking that into account, you are officially...

50% Lazy!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 38%!
Compared to others...



88% less lazy than you — 2% as lazy as you — 10% blah blah blah...
Of the 2,557,370 test takers so far...


The average test-taker gets 8 hours of sleep a night
watches 4 hours of TV and plays 2 hours of videogames a day
and takes showers 7 times a week.
Trust fund kids are LESS likely to own a beer hat.
Vegetarians are MORE likely to think about the future.