Global warming and Torture

I recently discovered why the Bush administration refuses to acknowledge the grotesque abundance of scientific data for global warming. It also helps explain why we are using Guantanamo to secure and interrogate so-called enemy combatants. Scarily enough it has to do with a brand new torture practice involving hurricanes and duct tape. In the picture below, you can see one of the initial test subjects for this new bizarre technique first envisioned by Dick Cheney.