I'm counting the days

These are my test results from the death test that i took.


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:



Friday, December 3rd 2032

At the tender age of 53 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:


Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Contagious Disease (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Other fascinating statistics:


19,161,060 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 56% were female and 44% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 66 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
4% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 5261 people claim to have leprosy.