söndag, maj 30, 2004

Life in India...

A bitch that mother's a baby monkey!
Meerut | May 24, 2004 5:50:58 PM IST

Giving an all together new meaning to motherhood, a bitch in a remote village near Meerut, has been mothering a baby monkey for the past five-six months.

The baby monkey, whose hind limbs became disfunctional due to some unexplained disease, is taken by the bitch as its own child and he actually survives on her milk.

The bitch takes utmost care of the baby monkey, which can easily be seen piggy-riding on her back, through out the day.

This unusual relationship between animals that are known to be hostile to each other is nothing short of a miracle.

Villagers here say they had tried taking the baby monkey away from the bitch to their home, but failed as the monkey was not ready to leave its adopted mother.

"This baby monkey lives with the bitch only. Though we had tried many times to take him to our place, he is just not ready to leave the bitch. He has been living with her for long and has grown up feeding on her milk," said one villager. (ANI)

Zoologists explain moose's mysterious nose

Finally!!! Man, all these years of deep thoughts and long restless nights have finally come to an end.



The peculiar shape and size of a moose's nose produce advantages, zoologists have found.

Bullwinkle's model has nostrils that can be 10 centimetres wide, with a snout that hangs over the lip.


The nose of a moose is unique

The moose's nose differs from its cousins like deer but scientists knew little about why.

To find out, Lawrence Witmer, an anatomy professor at the University of Ohio, and his graduate student Andy Clifford examined the heads of moose roadkill from Canada.

After dissecting the samples and using CT scans to probe internal anatomy, they found specialized muscles and cartilage in the moose's nose.

"These attributes suggest a mechanical function, namely, an elaborated nostril-closing system," they wrote in the April issue of the Journal of Zoology.

Moose are strong swimmers that can plunge 5.5 metres and surface with aquatic plants. The nostril mechanism may help keep out water, the researchers said.




And here I thought it was because they did a lot of cocaine.

onsdag, maj 26, 2004

Now for an actual entry

Ok, do you think i might be goin overboard on the "personality" tests?

I think this might be Busty's fault as well.

Ican'twaitforhalloween


discover your jack-o-lantern face @ quiz me

I'm starting to get a bit obsessed


Green



You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature.




Find out your color at Quiz Me!


100 Acres


Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

Want to be hip at the beach while being cool and healthy too? Try Hippopotamus sweat.

Yummy, hippo sweat, jeez those Japanese scientists can find weird things to investigate.

tisdag, maj 25, 2004

What else but hell...

What exactly is America?

måndag, maj 24, 2004

Ok here's a better description of where I'm going

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Damn you Dante

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

My baby got sauce

Oh yeah!

Busty's obsession

When I think of faerie tails...

i think of me and Shelly

Grr.................

hmmm... work was unobtrusive, which is a good thing i suppose...

Do

what?

heavy breathing

run for cover?

I totally just remembered Britney.

understandable






C"mon baby pass that dutch


*remember
***Get rid of things that you don't use or need***

söndag, maj 23, 2004

Man, I can get pretty retarded...

Sitting here at Busty's, I think... winding, erratic, contemptuous thoughts. Hmmm... with yet another tv biography of Xtina. (Ooh, they were playing missy elliot!!!)

Fun is simply off the hook. There's a tidbit of philosophical wisdom.

it worries me how dumb you are.

I don't want to do any more and i don't wann, i don't know...

ok

måndag, maj 10, 2004

Interesting...

Interesting.