A Wacky Web Tale

My guy and I are just hanging out tonight searching for someplace new to live. Pretty much trying to stumble upon some sort of super deal on a dream apartment. Pretty futile, but maybe it will produce something. He's more into it then I am at the moment, so I had my boy give me the words for this mad-lib on some random website. Enjoy the meaningless but mildly amusing results:

How to make a Snowman

Ingredients

sixty nine tablespoons sexy ball
thirty teaspoons cock
fifty cups dirty coke
five hundred tablespoons window

Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Mix quickly with a spoon until sweaty. Place on front lawn or other cold location. Bake at -seven hundred and ninety degrees for four minutes until snow is smelly and hot. Test with stick or carrot to make sure it is ready.

When done, decorate with a teddie and a jockstrap. Use a bed for a mouth and pussies for eyes.

Serves everyone!