Another Wacky Web Tale

So, as we did more of these inane stories, they became more and more lame. Here is one as an example:

All a Dream

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in New York City,
All the colorful day.
I've been workin' in New York City,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle fucking?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Idina Menzel shouting
“Busty Wilde, take your horn? ”

Busty Wilde, won't you take,
Busty Wilde, won't you take,
Busty Wilde, won't you take your horn?
Busty Wilde, won't you take,
Busty Wilde, won't you take,
Busty Wilde, won't you take your horn?

Someone's in the dungeon with Busty Wilde.
Someone's in the dungeon, I know.
Someone's in the dungeon with Busty Wilde
Strumming on the old triangle.

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!