The Macarena...

So, I went bowling last night, scored myself a 112, and it was like a time warp. High schoolers and jr. high schoolers running around being obnoxious, severely overweight African Americans, and really old music (i.e. early 90s). So after waiting about 45 minutes for our lane, we were starting our game when the Macerena comes on. So what do the people in charge of the music do? Turn it off, turn it down? No. They blast it. Turning up the sound more than twice it's original level. Scary. The music was pretty amusing for the rest of the night (Technotronic's Pump Up the Jam, the Grease Megamix, etc.). All in all, it was pretty swell.

Close every door to me.